Womanspreading

There's all this talk about 'manspreading' ... It would be hypocritical of me to pretend I don't occasionally witness it, but I'm positive I encounter what I call 'womanspreading' much more often. You know what I mean: a female occupies one seat with her buttocks, one to her side with her handbag, often the one to her other side with another bag, crosses her legs so that the upper one almost touches the opposite seat, and when you want to pass through the aisle, effectively blocked in this way, she gives you a hateful look saying 'How dare you inconvenience me?'

And don't even start me on 'womansplaining' about how lacking all men are in the emotional department ...